{"product_id":"jolliest-bunch-of-assholes-on-this-side-of-the-nuthouse-funny-christmas-candle","title":"Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes On This Side Of The Nuthouse | Funny Christmas Candle (ONLINE ORDER ONLY)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"793\" data-end=\"1075\"\u003eHand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle smells like holiday spice and vanilla with a twist of unapologetic honesty. It’s cozy, festive, and just the right amount of unhinged—because normal families don’t make good stories anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1093\"\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1096\"\u003e• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours\u003cbr data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn\u003cbr data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003e• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent\u003cbr data-start=\"1239\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003e• Non-toxic \u0026amp; Cruelty-Free because you deserve better\u003cbr data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1298\"\u003e• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1572\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1350\" data-end=\"1366\"\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003e• Funny holiday gifts for family and friends\u003cbr data-start=\"1413\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e• Secret Santa swaps and white elephant parties\u003cbr data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1466\"\u003e• Anyone who embraces the chaos of Christmas\u003cbr data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003e• Pairing with laughter, wine, and light emotional damage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrap yourself in the cozy warmth of Christmas with the perfect blend of spicy cinnamon and creamy vanilla. This inviting fragrance captures the sweet nostalgia of holiday baking, filling your home with the comforting scents of freshly baked cookies and cinnamon sticks by the fire. It’s the ultimate way to evoke the joy and magic of the holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInfused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam, this festive fragrance is pure Christmas cheer in a jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Tea Rose, Coconut\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase: \u003c\/b\u003eLactonic, Vanilla, White Musk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHRISTMAS HEARTH:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA classic holiday scent, Christmas Hearth fragrance tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace. It combines orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fragrance infuses natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Cypress, Clove\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase:\u003c\/b\u003e Pine, Fir\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla beans. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the season's magic in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space merry and bright.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e  Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Vanilla Bean Swirl,  Raspberries\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase\u003c\/b\u003e: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHOLIDAY WONDERLAND: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet the holiday festivities unfold with this enchanting blend of classic pine and fir balsam, elevated by the shimmering notes of refreshing mint and zesty lemon. 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Light this candle to transform your space into a festive retreat where the season's spirit truly comes alive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTop:\u003c\/b\u003e  Lemon Zest, Red Fruits, Shimmering Mint\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiddle:\u003c\/b\u003e Glistening White Pine, Eucalyptus Leaf, Fir Balsam\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBase\u003c\/b\u003e: Snowkissed Vanilla Woods, Sparkling Musk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"HOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA","offer_id":43545950846999,"sku":"OOO","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"CHRISTMAS HEARTH","offer_id":43545950879767,"sku":"OOO","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE","offer_id":43545950912535,"sku":"OOO","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"HOLIDAY WONDERLAND","offer_id":43545950945303,"sku":"OOO","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0586\/8099\/9959\/files\/G01_1_LabelMockup1-300.jpg?v=1761179246","url":"https:\/\/animeimportsllc.com\/products\/jolliest-bunch-of-assholes-on-this-side-of-the-nuthouse-funny-christmas-candle","provider":"Anime Imports LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}